Funny but its Truth!!!

  1. You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
  2. Facebook, Skype and Twitter are all banned in China.
  3. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. (If they lived in the same place).
  4. If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
  5. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
  6. A baby spider is called a spiderling.
  7. Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
  8. Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
  9. Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
  10. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
  11. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an odd number of whiskers.
  12. 95% of people text things they could never say in person.
  13. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
  14. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  15. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
  16. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  17. Rats and horses can’t vomit.
  18. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
  19. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  20. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
  21. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
  22. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  23. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  24. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  25. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
  26. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
  27. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
  28. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
  29. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  30. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
  31. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
  32. A crocodile can’t move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
  33. Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.
  34. The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. In the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive success of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to “quality” music.
  35. Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world.
  36. The first fossilized specimen of Australopithecus afarenisis was named Lucy after the paleontologists’ favorite song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” by the Beatles.
  37. Figlet, an ASCII font converter program, stands for Frank, Ian and Glenn’s LETters.
  38. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
  39. Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
  40. Hot water is heavier than cold.
  41. Plutonium – first weighed on August 20th, 1942, by University of Chicago scientists Glenn Seaborg and his colleagues – was the first man-made element.
  42. If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there’s no air pressure.
  43. The radioactive substance, Americanium – 241 is used in many smoke detectors.
  44. The original IBM-PCs, that had hard drives, referred to the hard drives as Winchester drives. This is due to the fact that the original Winchester drive had a model number of 3030. This is, of course, a Winchester firearm.
  45. Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air.
  46. On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.
  47. Only one satellite has been ever been destroyed by a meteor: the European Space Agency’s Olympus in 1993.
  48. Starch is used as a binder in the production of paper. It is the use of a starch coating that controls ink penetration when printing. Cheaper papers do not use as much starch, and this is why your elbows get black when you are leaning over your morning paper.
  49. Sterling silver is not pure silver. Because pure silver is too soft to be used in most tableware it is mixed with copper in the proportion of 92.5 percent silver to 7.5 percent copper.
  50. A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out
  51. Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.
  52. A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
  53. Bin Laden’s death was announced on 1st May 2011. Hitler’s death was announced on 1st May 1945.
  54. K. Rowling chose the unusual name ‘Hermione’ so young girls wouldn’t be teased for being nerdy!
  55. Hewlett-Packard’s name was decided in a coin toss.
  56. The total number of steps in the Eiffel Tower are 1665.
  57. The Pokémon Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are based off of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.
  58. The toothpaste ‘Colgate’ in Spanish translates to ‘go hang yourself’. Read More.
  59. Pirates wore earrings because they believed it improved their eyesight.
  60. Los Angeles’s full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”
  61. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.
  62. The testicles on an octopus are located in its head!
  63. In England, in the 1880’s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word.
  64. It snowed in the Sahara desert for 30 minutes on the 18th February 1979.
  65. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
  66. If you leave everything to the last minute… it will only take a minute.
  67. Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections.
  68. The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am.
  69. Birds don’t urinate.
  70. Dying is illegal in the Houses of Parliaments – This has been voted as the most ridiculous law by the British citizens.
  71. The word ‘ejaculation’ comes from the Latin word meaning ‘throwing out’.
  72. The 20th of March is known as Snowman Burning Day!
  73. Slugs have 4 noses.
  74. Panphobia is the fear of everything… which is a pretty unlucky phobia to have.
  75. An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.
  76. George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
  77. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!
  78. The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.
  79. The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world.
  80. Marco Hort has the world record for fitting 264 straws in his mouth at once!
  81. Mel Blanc – the voice of Bugs Bunny – was allergic to carrots.
  82. California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
  83. According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.
  84. In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
  85. Worms eat their own poo.
  86. Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.
  87. Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
  88. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
  89. George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.
  90. Western Electric successfully brought sound to motion pictures and introduced systems of mobile communications which culminated in the cellular telephone.
  91. On December 23, 1947, Bell Telephone Laboratories in Murray Hill, N.J., held a secret demonstration of the transistor which marked the foundation of modern electronics.
  92. The wick of a trick candle has small amounts of magnesium in them. When you light the candle, you are also lighting the magnesium. When someone tries to blow out the flame, the magnesium inside the wick continues to burn and, in just a split second (or two or three), relights the wick.
  93. Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.
  94. Seals used for their fur get extremely sick when taken aboard ships.
  95. Sloths take two weeks to digest their food.
  96. Guinea pigs and rabbits can’t sweat.
  97. The pet food company Ralston Purina recently introduced, from its subsidiary Purina Philippines, power chicken feed designed to help roosters build muscles for cockfighting, which is popular in many areas of the world.
  98. According to the Wall Street Journal, the cockfighting market is huge: The Philippines has five million roosters used for exactly that.
  99. Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don’t get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don’t have bones, but cartilage.
  100. The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

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